Bad blogger! Bad!

I'm a terrible blogger. I haven't posted much in pevious months. Guess that makes me a slacker. I admire all of you, yes you, for being dilagent in you writings. Well done you non-slackers!!

It's not that I have nothing to write about, it's that I always have something else to do! Something that seems more important that sitting down at the ole computer and telling some mundane story. Like cleaning up the dryer sheet that one of my darling nuggets just shredded into bits! Who doesn't want to hear about that tidbit of crazy, whacky fun?!

I realy have had a buzy summer. Some things I haven't even visited with you all about! Not cuz I didn't want to, but they just happend and went so quickly that I by the time I sat down to write, I had something else to say. Here is a list of things I forgot to tell you!

1.Horsepower and I judge a dance compatition for my fabulous friend Andrea! No, we know nothing about dance but we did watch "So You Think You Can Dance" on TV, so that makes us almost professionals!
2.While we were on va-kay with Momma HP our business was broken into so we had to rush home and meet with the coppers. Booooo!!!! New doors cost a mint!
3.Went to the lake on new boat many times. So many times I had to......
4.Get a chemical peel. I'm recovering as I type this. My face looks like a greasy, brown paper bag. It's just starting to peel around the nose and chin area so I will soon be looking like that guy in "An American Werewolf In London" with dangling hunks of dead flesh! Yum!

There is probably more, but it's all in the past. Like old boyfriends, fun to think about, but there is a reason why they'er gone.

I'm gonna end this with a tribute to my friend Cecilee. I just found out she was killed in a terrible plane crash. I'm so glad I got to see her not long ago and meet her beautiful daughter. She was so kind and really listened when you talked to her, and she was always the type to think before she spoke. She was peaceful and at ease, like a "flowerchild", she found good in everything. The world will be a little sadder and lonelier without her.

Life happens. More randomness.

Does anyone else love the "Soyjoy" commercial? I do! I just sorta speaks to me.

Did I mention that we have a new boat? We do!! I love it! I want to be on it everyday. Mostly, because summer is almost over and we are running out of boat time.

Bad news. Because we have a boat, more people are exposed to my jiggly fat. Good news. I starting to worry a little less about it. I said, "starting" and "a little". I'm off to do Barry's Boot Camp.

I love to watch the History Channel. Just the dark stuff. I watch "Surviving History" because those crazy Puritans were really demented and made some depraved torture devices! Who doesn't like that crap?!

Do you think Ghost Hunters will let me be one their show when they go to the "Stanley Hotel" on Halloween to do some investigating?? They don't even know that I want to, but that would be cool.

My darling HP and I were watching "Flipping Out" one day and HP said that he and Jeff Lewis had alotta the same tendencies. I agreed. I now realize I'm married to Jeff Lewis, not gay version, although, HP does like Tim Gunn......Hummmmmmmm....Just kidding! He's not a scared of vagina's! But he is crazy like Jeff Lewis. I'm like Jenny. I can't rap though.

I have not watched the Olympics. Does that make me um-American? I did watch the opening ceremony! It was rad!! That counts for something, right?

Do you think that persons with the last name "Hitler" change their names, or want to? I would!

Ohhhhh, I got a Cricut machine! I've been scrap booking like a maniac!! I used to be in a scrapbook group and we were called "The Crop Circles". I miss those girls! We ate alotta M&M's.

I used to have a boyfriend in high school named Jimmy. He always bought me M&M's cuz he new I liked them. I like a boy that pays attention! He also took me to the "big city" to see the greaest movie ever, "Sixteen Candles"! On my 16th birthday he took me to the elementary school and kissed my on the playground. How freakin sweet is that?! His ex-girl friend shot his truck because he broke up with her, or because he was dating me, I'm not sure which. He married her. I hope they are doing ok. No really, I do!

In case you were wondering......always plain, not peanut.

All my dreams came true last night.....In tears!

Not really last night, actually on Thursday, but I've been having technical difficulties. Much better now thanks to HP, he can fix darn near anything, including broken hearts. That's the best kinda "Mr. Fix It"!

So,on to Thursday night! As you all have probably read on darling sister's blog-a-mania, she and I went to a "Bring back the 80's" reunion concert! As you also know, it TOTALLY ROCKED!! Amazing doesn't even cut it!! We made new friends, we sang out loud and we danced our asses off! And then we rode TRAX home! We are so cool and fabulous!

I would also like to mention that Martin Fry is just as foxy as ever! There is something about a tall man in a straight leg, black suit and skinny tie! Grrrrrr!!!

What's your destination? Ecstasy!