Ahhhhhh, live television.

Gotta love sticking your foot in your mouth!

Here are comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they
would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up
and it was amazing.

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and
I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her
mother.

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents,
especially my mother and father.

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even
some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that
serious.

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should
think we can expect the same thing again.

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the
opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all
over their faces.

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the
wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the
British crew.

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing
so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes
out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I
just said?'